Why Is The Rum Always Gone?
jessicabbylovee:

demigaga:

andsingallyouwant:

unusualendings:

Trapped…in your pants.  hahaha.
laughsmilelove:

andyetyouralwaysonmymind:

God-shaped hole in your pants.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone In Your Pants  :P lolololol


Hate list in your pants

Death Note In Your Pants? lame x-x

Hm, Awakened In Your Pants&& Fang In Your Pants. (:

50 Shades of Grey in your pants. Yes please. ;) <3

jessicabbylovee:

demigaga:

andsingallyouwant:

unusualendings:

Trapped…in your pants.  hahaha.

laughsmilelove:

andyetyouralwaysonmymind:

God-shaped hole in your pants.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone In Your Pants  :P lolololol

Hate list in your pants

Death Note In Your Pants? lame x-x

Hm, Awakened In Your Pants&& Fang In Your Pants. (:

50 Shades of Grey in your pants. Yes please. ;) <3

this is me…

every man is given three chances by the fates to find true love… sometimes we have to wait till number three comes along and keep her no matter the struggle.

-that one guy that just hacked your account…. told you it could be done

Day Two- Your favorite Jack Sparrow line.

“Why is the rum always gone?

Oh, thats why.”

baseballbatz:

Johnny Depp, National Style O

baseballbatz:

Johnny Depp, National Style O

<3

Derek - Why are you looking at Johnny Depp?

Me - Cause he’s amazing.

Derek - Amazing at what?

Me - At life? Duh.